NEWS - PEOPLE ARE SHAGGING IN HAMILTON
Shayne and Tennessee have clearly found the only decent thing to do in Hamilton
The Romeo & Juliet comparison really lifts this piece too.
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I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WERE DIVIDED INTO NORTH AND SOUTH ISLANDS….
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Surely 39 is young for Tauranga?
Original story - http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10793249
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YES, HE CAPTURED IT’S PENINSULA-NESS SO WELL
It’s a sad state of affairs when there are no less than 5 other headlines that meet badcopyNZ criteria, stuff. You can’t really read my highlighting so, here they are folks, my top 5 other badcopy headlines for THIS MORNING:
When doors keep closing for refugees - like sands through the hourglass
‘Little Old Chinese Lady’ says racist abuse is getting worse - and getting published..
The secret service are we missing a verb? or is it really that secret
Unclean school toilets exposed I don’t want to know how
Kiwis re-enact last supper But kiwis are nocturnal birds, wtf
Original story (really?) http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6745887/Astronaut-captures-Banks-Peninsula?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Sigh. ‘Seems’? Was the source a dog? C’MON people.
Majeed pleads guilty, points finger at Butt
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/538989.html
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One blue tie to rule them all …
That would actually be Northcote MP Dr Jonathan Coleman (Minister of Defence, Minister of State Services, and Associate Minister of Finance), not Pakuranga MP Maurice Williamson (Minister for Land Information, Minister for Building and Construction, Minister of Customs, and Minister of Statistics)
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@rooftop_gambler - It’s also a bit rich to caption that expression as a ‘reaction’
Have you ever been to Tuscany?
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- Vivienne Dye says this phrase is a proposition for sex in the article from the not at all amped up headline, SEX CASE LIKE A NOVEL - JUDGE.
Original story - http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/6590897/Sex-case-like-a-novel-judge
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REALLY NEW ZEALAND?
Twitter makes the news. Ryan Gosling might be in Auckland?? Surely the #NZGoslinghunt hashtag could just crowdsource this out to find the Gosling.
Original story - http://entertainment.msn.co.nz/article.aspx?id=8434402
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YOU THROW ONE LITTLE LAMINGTON….
Ok, ‘lamington attack’ is actually factual, but he ‘wore pink’, wtf? NZ Herald, what decade are you living in?
Also, NO footage NZH? With a crowd of students and smartphones? Nevermind, Stuff got a pic of some crumbs and caption snarked him with a ‘caked in criticism’ barb.
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Original story: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10790926
NOT ACTUALLY IN A BAG WITH THE DRUGS AND A GUN, AT THE SAME HOUSE, WHICH ISN’T COOL OBVIOUSLY AND DOESN’T REALLY NEED TO BE HYPED.
Not really sure what the point of this article is. Breaking Bad fans, leave your kids elsewhere? Is this a public safety announcement for idiots?
Police were concerned children were found at both homes ”because of the combination of drugs and firearms”.
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original story - http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/6520578/Children-found-among-meth-and-guns?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
WE’RE GOING TO GET ‘LASHED’
Apparently there might be some rain tomorrow.
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original story - http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6512127/Weather-bomb-forecast-widened?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
What a load of fuss
STUFF “PUBLISHES” ARTICLE
Are Stuff suggesting that there is a question as to whether the man was actually lacerated?
@jephfreak
Why not Best ex-pat Kiwi in the UK, for this year?
Technology aids communication! Stop press!
Infidelity is gold dust at Stuff, but this story seems particularly stupid.
First, text messages aren’t especially new developments and as far as I can remember they’ve always been used for flirting. Has this just occurred to some people?
Second, human relationships are based on communication. Talking makes cheating easier!!!
But the stats don’t lie. This was one of the most popular stories of the day. Good job Stuff.
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